Monday: Opening Arguments

Topic: Chocolate is the best ice cream flavor.


Chocolate is Great

Like seriously, it's amazing

Cocoa is awesome

It's actually very similar to coffee[1], did you know that?

In conclusion, Chocolate is great.


Chocolate is gross.

Like seriously, have you tried the stuff? Ick.

Cocoa is literally a vegetable.

Vegetables[1] can't taste good, bro.

Chocolate is for the birds