Tuesday: Rebuttals

Topic: Chocolate is the best ice cream flavor.


Not liking chocolate is Unamerican.

Honestly are you like a commie or something?

REBUTTAL: "Cocoa is literally a vegetable."

Yeah, but it's the most DELICIOUS vegetable!

So basically you're just wrong


Chocolate is just for people with childish palates.

Have you never tried any adult desserts?

REBUTTAL: "Cocoa is awesome."

No it's not!

So basically you're just wrong